To my dear friend Barry Obama,
Coppercab from Youtube has instructed me to revive this critical petition, we need to ban football (or soccer as the Americans call it) from your country. It promotes violence, riots, and it teaches kids to hate each other at a young age just because they're from a different country or because they like a different country's football team. We need to rid this complete garbage from the United States and hopefully other countries in the future. Thank you for listening to me Barry :)
PS, we need to meet up at a good coffee joint sometime, such as Bridgehead or Timothy's. Text me at 613-620-3829. I'm paying.