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Ban furbies from the United States

Created by C.Z. on February 20, 2014

Furbies are a threat to National Security. They have recording devices in them and could be spying on the United States at any time. They are also highly uneducational and should be replaced with more educational toys to increase test scores. They are also close to developing a conscience and could take over the world if evolved any farther.

Homeland Security & Defense
Education
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