In order to protect the lives of United States citizens, the Obama Administration needs to place a federal ban on gravity.
According to the CDC, only 11,078 deaths resulted from homicide by discharge of firearms in 2010. However, falls caused a massive 26,009 deaths in the same year. These numbers do not lie: gravity is a force to be reckoned with. Newton stated the Law of Universal Gravitation, but it is now time for the United States to enact new laws against gravity in order to save lives.
Falls don't kill people, gravity kills people.
Source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/deaths_2010_release.pdf