Ban Harry Styles from Existence (or at least the US)

Whereas, the Yeti has (on multiple occasions) violated the clothing quota required for humans since the galavanting across the nation began
And Whereas, his contributions to instagram are not clever. (see: no comments here)
And Whereas, brushing teeth is not an appropriate vine, HAROLD
And Whereas, his twitter makes sense 36% of the time (see: Welcome To The World.Innit.)
And Whereas, the butterfly
And Whereas, the ponytails
And Whereas, the candy thong
And Whereas, the nipple necklace
And Whereas, hospitalizations have risen since Miami
And Whereas, isn't there a limit to how much time you can spend poolside
And Whereas, he is a danger to tumblr's ability to even
Therefore Be It Resolved: The Yeti must be stopped.