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Ban hipsters from public areas, bring back the NBC show "Friends", and ban improper use of the word "swag".

Created by B.O. on April 03, 2013

Hipsters are terrible at being people. They aren't ironic, they're just the worst.

Matt LeBlanc needs work, so we should bring "Friends" back to the air. This would also bring millions of viewers to NBC, guaranteed.

"Swag" should not be used by people who don't understand proper use of the word. Educate these people.
We should also try to stop people saying "ratchet" and "swerve" in the wrong context. It just doesn't make sense.

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