You are at the stage; thousands of like minded music fans are dancing around you, sharing their joy and love when suddenly, through the speakers, comes "YYEEAAAAHHH!!! WHAT'S UP (Festival Name)?!?! ARE YOU READY FOR (Artist's Name)!??!?!". I've been working out for two months. I paid 1 month's salary for the ticket. I fought my way through 10,000 people to be in this exact spot. I literally could not be more ready.
And then there's whistle blowers, the only people in the world not even a mother could love. What's that? You want to tell everyone within earshot of your high pitched ear raper that your sense of rhythm is even worse than your knowledge of this song? By all means, ruin everyone else's experience.
Stop the travesty of human rights violations; ban hype- men and whistle blowers.



