As your honorable Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Benjamin Shalom Bernanke, I am demanding action on inflation. I am doing my best to support and defend the out of control spending you, Barry, and your friends and Congress have decided to continue.
I can only print so much before this thing spins out of control. I really don't care to be completely honest with you, but I'm not about to be the fall guy for the end of America as we know it. I'm out of here come January, and if I have to continue at this pace, all hell will break loose before I get a chance to make my escape to my villa in an unnamed location.
I'm demanding you prohibit the U.S. Dollar from severe devaluation. I want the language of this legislation to be explicit, short, sweet, and to the point. Get on this immediately.