Jay Cutler has committed atrocities and gone against the sanctity of Ditka and all things holy that the Chicago Bears stand for, the city of Chicago believes in, and values that hold this country together.
His poor performance on the field, and terrible disposition off the field, are grounds for deportation. Furthermore we argue that Jay Cutler should be interrogated by any means necessary, as his performance is so terrible it can only be the workings of something far beyond our comprehension.
With Jay Cutler kicked out of Chicago, we believe that the Chicago Bears, and Chicago can rise from the ashes of his embarrassment and soar like the phoenix it is.