The New York Yankees represent everything that makes America great: tradition, honor, capitalism, and winning. On December 6th, President Obama's personal friend and so called Yankees fan Shawn Carter negotiated a contract that sent would-be Yankees legend Robinson Cano to Seattle.
By betraying the New York Yankees, and therefore betraying America, Mr. Carter does not have the privilege of wearing a Yankees hat or attending Yankees home games.
We hereby petition the Obama Administration to place a permanent ban on the President's personal friend Shawn Carter, also known as 'Jay-Z', at all New York Yankees facilities.