Today I asked my dear "friend" Katherine David to drive my car to a record store to get an album. She did it, but when I returned to my car when school was finished (education is the most important thing, after all) I saw that she had left my headlights on (it was broad daylight) and had let my battery die. Now I ask you, brothers, sisters, friends: what kind of a country do we live in where someone like this can be allowed to operate a motored vehicle? That's not the America I've come to know and love. That's not the America our founding fathers would have wanted. I say we ban this woman from operating cars. And why stop there? Who knows what kind of atrocity she could pull next with a bike? skateboard? ROLLER SKATES?!?! Who is this woman? A member of the Illuminati perhaps? KEEP US SAFE!
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