This petition is designed to force Samuel L. Jackson to stop yelling at us, demanding that we foolishly sign up for a financial instrument designed to put us into blood-sucking debt by a blood-sucking crony capital organization. As a paid shil...err, representative of Capital One Financial, Mr. Jackson appears on our TVs and radios in a constant barrage of commercials demanding to know precisely what's in our wallets and yelling at us at very high volumes. Frankly, we consider this mental abuse and demand that our noble and just Federal Gov't take time out of their busy war-making, fascistic corpo-gov't deal-making and climate-change-ignoring schedules to address this critical issue by removing Mr. Jackson from all present & future appearances from said commercials.
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