We the people petition you, The Whit House, to ban life. Life is the most deadly thing on earth, with a mortality rate of one hundred percent. Banning life will result in a one hundred percent drop in the mortality rate. The most important issue in this country right now is not abortion or health care, but banning life. Banning life will set an example for the rest of the world to follow, and soon other countries will follow our example. Please do the right thing and ban life.
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