As a member of the Big Finger community, I feel that we the people need to address this rising issue. Congress needs to acknowledge this growing epidemic of little fingered sub-humans. President Barack Obama has to talk about this when he comes, please. I need this. Big fingers can do everything little fingers can’t, and more. Please Obama and congress do something about this if you don’t we’ll enter a thousand year famine and perish. Thanks for reading this Obama, we appreciate your time and willingness to take action against this. If you ever need to contact us to talk further about this disgusting issue, you can contact me and my associates at Kleine.fingers@gmail.com. Good luck and thanks President Obama.
-Kleine