We, the TRUE Christians of this Nation Under God, demand that Barack Hussein Obama or whichever president is to follow his impeachment, ban ALL metal music from being produced, purchased, and played.
Metal music is Satan's way of distracting the innocent ears of children from the Word of the LORD, Jesus Christ. It turns the young against God and towards Lucifer (the devil). Science proves that addicts of satanic bands—such as Slipknot, Ghost BC, and Mushroomheads—are so dark that they block out the Light of the LORD and bring you closer to Satan. The Bible confirms this! Science also correlates Metal music with global climate change.
Stop the metalheads!
I will pray for this Great Nation but I know the LORD is on our side! Sign this petition and help stop the metalocalypse!