We the Eta Chapter of Phi Sigma Kappa ask that you formally ban Mike Hughes from our study room. From the second he walks into the room to the moment he leaves he destroys all productivity. He is so loud we can't even hear ourselves think. It has even left some of us with PHSD (Post-Hughes Stress Disorder). Symptoms include wincing in fear whenever the study room door opens and going into full-body shock whenever Hughes starts talking about his favorite south park episode. Many of us are suffering and we just can't take it anymore. We also ask that you enforce this policy by placing guards at the study room door armed with game of thrones spoilers whenever he comes near. We hope you take this effort to heart and free the good people from his terror.
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