As said by Garfield, noted philosopher and beloved American cartoon cat, "I hate Mondays".
I think that We The People share this same sentiment. Mondays bring your fun weekend to an abrupt, screeching halt. Mondays are like rain on your wedding day. They're like the moment when the lights at the bar come on and you finally get a good look at the person you've been hitting on for three hours. Mondays are the fly in your soup that you eat anyway because you haven't gone to get groceries.
President Obama, I understand that you work hard. I bet that you even work straight through the weekend, so you may not appreciate the impact that Mondays have on the rest of America. Please do America a huge favor and enact a ban on this most hated of days.