Ban Ninjas, Per FBI We are more likely to be murdered by punches and kicks than shotguns and rifles PROTECT US FROM THEM

According to the FBI website more people were murdered by Personal weapons (hands, fists, feet, etc.) than Shot Guns and Rifles combined. We think it would be of greater benefit to the American People to Ban Ninjas than it would to continue down the un-constitutional path of banning "Assault rifles", which by the FBI's own admission are less dangerous than these head butts, karate chops, round house kicks and the under-rated body slam. Theses numbers do not even take into account, Chinese stars, nun-chucks, blow guns, and those magic smoke moves. We ,the undersigned, feel we would benefit more stopping illegal unicorn races and underground leprechaun wrestling matches than we would from your continued "Work" on such idiotic legislation that would limit our GOD given rights.