Dear Mr. President:
It is with great humility that we, the undersigned citizens of Omaha, urge you to cease publication and ban delivery of the Omaha World-Herald's "Food Express."
It clogs our mailboxes, clutters our stoops, and forcefully subjects us to its lazy, unimaginative takes on chicken parmesan and oversized Hy-Vee ads. Frankly, Mr. President, it's the worst thing to happen to Wednesdays since NBC found a new night for "Whitney," and the people of Omaha have had enough.
You have proven yourself to be a man of courage and convicton, and we urge you to do what's right for the people of Omaha.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned