I like Starbucks. I hate Oprah. Her quotations on coffee sleeves are idiotic and insipid. They make me feel stupider, not inspired. The images of her plastered in Starbucks are incredibly unappetizing. It makes me want to not order my grande nonfat triple mocha no whip...but I still do, begrudgingly. As an American who believes in liberty and uniformly good coffee beverages, I demand the Obama administration remove this foul behemoth from Starbucks. You know one time I went to Dunkin Donuts and I asked for a mocha. The woman working there looked at me with derision and said, "Mocha is a flavor, hon, not a drink."
We Americans deserve better than that. If you agree with me, sign the petition. Let's be the change we want to see. Let's be the change that gets Oprah removed from my mocha.