Ban Pedro Strop from participating in all organized sport. Anywhere. Ever.

Since the latter portion of the Baltimore Orioles' 2012 season, Pedro Strop has caused considerable pain and suffering within the organization's far-reaching fanbase of hard-working Americans. Although Mr. Strop may not believe it, we are in fact hard-working, despite our relatively low pay, and as is the case in all of our collective fields and industries, our jobs are at risk when we do not perform. Our cries of protest to the organization's management have thus far fallen on deaf ears, so we implore you, Mr. President, to utilize your executive privileges to end the agony inflicted upon a great nation of O's fans and ban Pedro Strop from all organized sport henceforth, so no hard-working American will have to be exposed to his mediocrity ever again.