Recently it has come to my attention that certain people of the united states have posted a petition attempting to ban the game "Skyrim" from the shelves of our country. These neo-christian dictators say that it affects behavior and morals of our upcoming youth. to this America i ask you, how is this constitutional to even question someones rights to spend there life the way that they want, how is this any different than banning reading? they claim that Skyrim does something that every game ever made does (including board games). So today i ask the federal government to do something that is just as equally illegal than banning something you have not just an American right to play, but also a god given right, to stop ignorant people from ruining the rest of our fun
The American People