The American people strongly believe all people who enjoy pineapple on pizza are not only terrorist sympathizers, but they are genetically weaker as a species and they are bringing the meat lovers, the supreme lovers, and the cheese lovers down as a whole. We call on President Obama to recognize Pineapple on pizza as a threat to the fabric of American society. Thank you
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