Mr. President,
As you already know (at least one of your advisors should have let you know by now) Daft Punk has released a new album titled Random Access Memories(RAM). It's pretty awesome.
While The Internet may well debate the subjective feelings towards the album and ultimately all merits of the music, forever, We The People stand together on this:
Pitbull & Flo-Rida should never be able to pervert the ears of the hearing capable by sampling this album. Ever. Not by themselves, nor by collaboration, lest they tarnish good music. Again. They can't have nice things.
Seriously, if Daft Punk were American, We bet you'd be considering large ornate statues already.
You can prevent a National, nay, GLOBAL tragedy here, Mr. President. We The People hope you will do the right thin