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ban the playing of holiday music in all zones beyond private residences to ensure the sanity of America's labor force.

Created by M.F. on December 27, 2012

America's labor force is suffering under perpetual financial and psychological strain. While our workers are more inclined to entertain retailers' "need" to incessantly bombard our population with holiday music and carols for three months prior to Christmas in order to strengthen the health of our consumerist economy, having to be reminded for days and weeks after the holiday of the amount of money they have lost and emotional strain endured in supporting our nation’s GDP is despicable. We urge the President to introduce legislation that will annually prohibit the playing of holiday music on December 26th through September 30th in all offices, retail outlets, and government facilities to preserve the sanity and dignity of the American People.

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