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Ban public flatulence and deem it an act of terrorism under the Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act of 1989 (BWATA)

Created by B.E. on November 10, 2012

Flatulence is an epidemic that is not only a biological attack against this great country, but deteriorates the ozone layer thus causing global warming and destroying the environment. If we fail to ban flatulence, the terrorists win.

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