In the spirit of the true song of a global community that is diverse and representative of a plethora of different cultures, we must immediately suppress and kill the traditional Western culture which represents appropriation, sexism, racism, and rape. This divisive culture has no place in a multicultural society.
To this end, I propose that Obama enact an executive order to ban bobble head dolls that appropriate non-white cultures for the subconsciously racist amusement of white people. This never-ending system of systemic racism and sexism is a blight on the human race.
I propose a scheduling system similar to the current drug laws.
SCHEDULE I : Using words insensitive to cultures, females, transgenders, or Muslims.
SCHEDULE II : Causing offense with intent to distribute by memetics