ban red turtle shells from the Mario Kart 7 video game.

I was playing mario kart 7 and someone shot me with a red turtle shell, it was totally uncalled for and mean spirited! Red turtle shells are a threat to society, I have suffered psychological trauma from the experience, not a day goes by that I don't wake up screaming from nightmares and flashbacks. We need to ban these wretched things before they harm anyone else!