Dear President Obama,
We, the internet-loving people living in the US and other parts of the world, urge you to ban retarded people from using the internet and posting non-sense comments.
The recent trend of stupid people posting non-sense comments and even putting up petition to the White House has disturbed the online community. Given the records of these people, we fear another intellectual degeneration will happen among internet users. We believe that the US has the responsibility to prevent such bloody tragedies from happening. We hereby strongly appeal to the U.S. government to ban retarded people from using the internet, and enforce the police by sending troops to arrest those who violates and punishing them by forcing them to listen to Justin Bieber till their death.