Dear Mr. President,
I demand that you ban the sale, creation, and consumption of all Belgium waffles until after the USA-Belgium World Cup match on July 1st, 2014. The fact that this is not already a law is mind-boggling. This is your chance, Mr. President, to tell the world that we will not go quietly into the night. That we will live on and survive to the next round. That waffles are overrated. That we are Team Pancakes from now until eternity.* God bless you and God bless the United States of America.
Sincerely,
Team Pancakes (aka America)
*July 1st, 2014.