Ban Sean Embry Gould from stepping foot on the campus of The University of Mississippi. He is just the worst. Thank you.

We have suffered as fans of the Rebels for too long because of him. His curse is as consistent as the ebbs and flows of the tides, the sunrise and sunset and the constant pull of gravityMr. President, I beg you. Ban this person from Oxford, MS for eternity. He shall never be allowed to wear the colors red and blue or utter the words Hotty Toddy. Every time he asks someone Are You Ready, an angel loses their wings and a kitten is abandoned. Please Mr. President. Banish Sean Gould to the barren wasteland of Starkville and make him wear the shackles of the Bulldogs.