We would like Dear Leader Obama to ban certain yoga poses that favor women. They are exploiting their anatomy, and leaving men broken, and abused on their mats.
I am finding these callously biased poses are detrimental to my self-esteem, continue the rampant reverse discrimination and misandry that is evident in TV commercials and family courts.
While I leave it to brilliant legal scholars such as Eric Holder to decide if these poses constitute outright bullying, it is clear from his track record of letting Black Panthers block polling booths with billy clubs...that he knows what he is talking about!
So, vote now for Yogi vs. Yogini equality.
Namaste.