Ban usage of the Comic Sans typeface.

Far too often in America, innocent, law-abiding citizens are exposed to an offensive sight: text written in the Comic Sans typeface.
This typeface was originally designed to be used inside the speech bubbles of a cartoon dog on the Microsoft Bob operating system. It was a childish font designed for childish software. Today, Comic Sans can be found on wedding invitations, clothing, signs, logos, flyers, and even gravestones.
We demand that the Comic Sans typeface be removed from future releases of all computer operating systems, and for possession of a copy of the typeface's file to be a felony.