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ban the use of bras, because they are way too expensive for guys to buy in a recession.

Created by J.K. on November 26, 2014

It is way too expensive to buy bras in a recession, we are too busy to pay for gas on our way to collect our welfare checks. In addition, Apple keeps coming up with new and exciting products, if i had 800 dollars, I can either buy 1 bra and have a bunch of left over one dollar bills, or 1 ipad with no waste left over? These decisions are too hard for me to make, because I don't want to be that girl with her titties bouncing like balls.

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