It is way too expensive to buy bras in a recession, we are too busy to pay for gas on our way to collect our welfare checks. In addition, Apple keeps coming up with new and exciting products, if i had 800 dollars, I can either buy 1 bra and have a bunch of left over one dollar bills, or 1 ipad with no waste left over? These decisions are too hard for me to make, because I don't want to be that girl with her titties bouncing like balls.



