The song "You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles)" need never assault our ears again in the form of commercial advertisements. It is a crutch for advertisers unwilling or unable to come up with a better idea. It has moved well beyond being ironic and into the realm of parody. And not in a good way. End the scourge now. Who knows? This song today, perhaps print ads that split two scenes/faces/whatever together tomorrow. Godspeed.



