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Ban the wearing., growing and/or speaking of the "Pencil Beard".

Created by J.H. on August 17, 2013

The Pencil Beard, once popular in the 1990's now just looks tacky and out of style. I believe when people visit our country we should set an acceptable standard of what America is as a whole. The Pencil Beard screams "we are not fashion-conscious" to the entire world. I believe in worse case scenarios this could hinder trade and peace talks with world powers. Billions of dollars as well peace treaties could be foregone due to the atrocity. It would not surprise me at all if the pencil beard were the sole cause of the worlds next war.

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