TOO LONG. Have the sounds of Justin Bieber, One Direction, Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift plagued our airways.
TOO LONG. Have the likes of subtweets and "DM me an emoji for my honest opinion of you" plagued or TL's.
TOO LONG have the smells of Starbucks Coffee and Pumpkin spice plagued our nostrils!
When is enough enough!?!?
I am calling on YOU, President Obama and the American people to band together and ban white girls! We need to over taxing Uggs, banning Nike Shorts, putting limits on how many shoes one can own! White girls and their nonsense has gone on for long enough!
If Mr. Obama does not see things the way I do then I believe him and I should calmly discuss this matter, at the White House over a few Pumpkin Spice Lattes while listening to the latest Lana del Rey album.