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Banish Donald Trump into outer space

Created by A.E. on July 01, 2015

Donald Trump, a "businessman" known primarily for inheriting his father's fortune, is a major contributor to global warming. The hot air he releases every time he opens his mouth kills a polar bear and melts several feet off of our ice caps. To combat this global threat, we, the citizens of the United States, demand that NASA mount a mission specifically to send Donald Trump into space with enough food and oxygen to last him a year. After that, he's on his own. And if the trajectory happens to put him course with the Sun...well, we won't complain.

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