Michael Bay's movies are exceptionally and consistently, terrible. He has ruined the childhood of a countless many by directing his multi-movie travesty, Transformers. He is now hellbent on destroying yet another beloved franchise, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I propose that he be stopped before it's too late and the 80s are completely forgotten and we are left with nothing but a Michael Bay-shaped hole in our hearts where the 80s used to be. A moratorium should be placed on the further production of any film Michael Bay is associated with until an appropriate action can be taken to remove him completely from the film industry.
Our culture and our rich history are under attack and we should not sit idly by while Michael Bay blows it up. Do it for our children.
Sincerely,
America