Be honest with the American Public and admit that these petitions will do nothing unless we bribe our congressman.

I mean really, did you actually think that anyone cares if you click a link and sign a petition? Westboro Baptist still exists, there is no deathstar. If you want change you need to donate a few thousand dollars to your member of congress, and then maybe they will care. So yeah sign this petition, I'm sure President Obama will read it!