YEAH, YOU KNOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL IF OBAMA COULD BE MY FRIEND BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY COOL GUY AND I VOTED FOR HIM, YOU KNOW?
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SIT DOWN AND CHAT WITH THE PRESIDENT ABOUT... I DUNNO CATS OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HAVE A NICE COLD DRINK (BUT NOT BEER BECAUSE I'M ONLY 18 AND THAT'D BE ILLEGAL)
PLUS OBAMA PROBABLY GETS A LITTLE LONELY IN THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU KNOW? HE NEEDS A FREIND