I wish that Florida be allowed to secede for the following reasons:
COD:BO 2's Zombies = not fun. The federal gov't should have had stronger videogame fun regulations in place.
Florida should get 3 days of snow a year, followed immediately by 70 degree weather to melt the snow so we don't have to shovel it.
People who say YOLO(Florida will declare war on them).
Nebraska. Don't pretend like you don't know why.
People who don't know why about Nebraska.
Anyone who asks about Nebraska and the aforementioned reason.
I live only an hour from Cape Canaveral and have never - not even ONCE - been invited to space.
I want to see if the Florida keys unlock anything and the federal gov't won't let us move them to find out.
Joe Biden keeps prank calling me but he's really bad at it.