begin a systematic take-over of Canada, one province at a time.

This petition is to take over the nation of Canada. They have lived in our shadow and leeched off our life blood, for far too long. it is time we stop them from taking our hard earned jobs, and forcing our children to unconstitutionally build degrassi jean jackets in sweatshops all throughout the great lakes region. they implanted weed into our national eye through the image of their flag, and caused us to fight amongst ourselves. I SAY NOW!!! we must force canada to build ice sculptures that reflect the american ideals of freedom, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. "raise your W******" like the deadmau5 song of the same name. i would also like to add the clause that all fighting in the "American-Maple" wars should be done to the dubstep genre. (everything is better with dubstep)