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On behalf of the rest of the country, let Texas secede but we get to keep the Dallas Cowboys, Austin, and Tex-Mex

Created by G.L. on December 16, 2012

Texas wants to secede? Okay. We get to keep the Dallas Cowboys, the city of Austin, and all the Tex-Mex restaurants. And don't call us when the drug cartels start a war with the "Republic of Texas".

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