J.J. Abrams has been tapped as director of the upcoming Star Wars VII. This is in direct violation of the Galactic Preservation Act of 1972 which maintains the separation of Star Trek and Star Wars, (i.e. similar to Church and State). To place the power to steer the fate of nerdom in the hands of one man such as Abrams is ill-conceived and will no doubt rupture the fabric of space and time.
This actions is a slippery slope to Wookie/Klingon cross-breeding that will forever change the state of traditional nerd segregation. This must not be allowed to happen. Please President Obama, take action. Protect the Galactic balance of power and stop this!
PS - May the force live long and prosper.... *doh* To bold go where no Jawa has gone... See Mr. President?!? It is happening already...