Blow up the moon because it didn't turn red during the lunar eclipse like NASA said it would.

NASA and astronomers told us that during the lunar eclipse occurring on April 15th, 2014, the moon would take on a reddish hue in the sky. I stayed up until 3:00 a.m. and didn't see even the slightest hint of red. The "blood moon" eclipse did not live up to my expectations, and therefore the moon must be punished for its insolence. The moon must be destroyed. It is the only way to teach other celestial bodies the consequence for disappointing humanity.