It is time to end our oppressed state under the giant orb of death above our heads
1. It has been proven that the Sun will one day destroy our Earth.
2. Without the sun, skin cancer rates would decrease dramatically
3. The Sun drains our disposable income (i.e. air conditioning, hats, umbrellas)
4. Scientific evidence attributes the Sun as one of the main causes of Green House effect
5. Sweaty people, on average, have less friends than non-sweaty people
6. The Sun promotes insect genocide through the use of magnifying glasses
How will we fix this?
Simple.
We must load a missile with all are amassed nuclear waste (we can also clean up Japan) and shoot it at our orange foe. This will improve relations with the rest of the world, create countless job opportunities, and fix our problems.