Recently, Belgium dared test our resolve as a people by defeating the US Men's National Team at the World Cup in Brazil. They slighted Secretary of Defense Candidate Tim Howard with their continued assault on our nation and were able to sneak a couple strikes past our defense. Now they must find out what it means to attack the United States of America.
For too long, Belgium has tried to deceive the world with their confections, neutrality and the French language, leading us to believe they are as harmless as the French.
This has merely been a ruse, which was finally uncovered at this World Cup. They are hellbent on world domination and the destruction of non-Belgian-kind. As the last line of defense for freedom in the world, we must swiftly act. Do not let this insolence pass!