For years people have been offended by the grotesque image, the unsavory character, and the repulsive action of one Michael Vivian Koenig, one of the most notorious boot rapist this side of the Haw River. We the people, and our boots, motion to remove this scoundrel from all fraternal-related activities, as well as any establishment that purveys high (or low) quality boots. This list includes (but is not limited to): DSW, Nordstrom Rack, the offices of Zappos, and your local cobbler. Please help us remove this terrible sole.



