A couple weeks ago I went to hardcore show at The University of Newhampshire to see my favorite hardcore band Rude Awakening. The show went really well and RA tore it up! I noticed a girl eating a wholesome delicious looking turkey sandwich i approached her and said where can i get one? She said follow me. She took me into a back room and short skinny ugly balding man came up to me and said, so you eat meat huh? The girl looked at me and said "this is tofu faggot". The ugly man said "i sing for crystal methodist and youre gonna pay!" "Unhand me swine," i screamed but it was too late. He tied me up, bent me over, and using organic hummus as lube fucked my ass with a cucumber. As he left me, while taking a sip of his fiji water he said "brussel sprout crew nigga" and winked. THIS ISNT CORE!
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