The United Kingdom denied US Soccer Star Juan Agudelo a work permit required to play in the English Premier League. This is a great insult to all American Soccer fans. We therefore request that the Obama Administration breakoff diplomatic relations with the United Kingdom and declare war. The United States military should invade and conquer the United Kingdom and then give it to Germany, because let's face it, without the USA the UK would now be part of Germany.
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